Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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