If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Everclear isn't food dammit
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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