it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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