Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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