were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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