me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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