Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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