whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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