Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Randomize
