Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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