eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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