You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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