YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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