I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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