Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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