if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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