i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
They have beer where we have blood.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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