Bisexual people are plain selfish.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
The air taste purple.
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