In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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