So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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