What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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