she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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