it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
