I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
