god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I deserve this hangover.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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