And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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