these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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