But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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