You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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