At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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