My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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