That's intense
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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