the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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