Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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