I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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