$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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