i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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