Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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