Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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