lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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