ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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