He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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