so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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