tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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