OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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