OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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