if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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