sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Vodka?
Forever.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm always down for nudity.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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