My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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