have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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