this will be a night to untag.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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