Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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